| Ultimate Thriving Machine |
| *and the woman who helps maintain him! |
| Here are just a "few" reasons why men fail to screen for cancer-we know you wouldn't risk putting your Ultimate Thriving Machine in harm's way! |
| Cancer Prevention and Screening for Men...* |
| 1. My therapist told me to trust my feeling; I don't feel like I have cancer. 2. I haven't done anything to get cancer. 3. I've got more important things to do 4. I thought they checked for that when I went through airport security. 5.My start date for screening is Y3K 6. Where in the Bible does it say I have to screen? 7. I'm waiting for drive thru service. 8. As soon as a woman walks on the moon and cleans up all that moon dust! 9.I live in a pretty good neighborhood. 10. Screening is for Wimps |
| Top Ten Reasons |
| TOP TEN REASONS Why Men Avoid Cancer Screening |
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